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Okay, shower and shine, boys.

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Veet, veet, we have assignments.

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Are you having a stroke?

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I made us all dates.

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Everyone here is still daddyless

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and the groceries ain't
gonna buy themselves.

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How did you make us dates?

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I have your passwords.

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I logged in as you,
impersonated you,

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made you seem hotter
and more personable

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than you actually are,

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and made a commitment for you

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to meet him at a
particular time and place.

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Hotter how?

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Well, maybe I don't wanna
go on a date with this guy.

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That attitude is why you're
gonna die alone and penniless.

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On the street.

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Not in this apartment, because
you can't pay the rent.

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All right, well,

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you and I don't really
have the same taste.

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Taste is not a factor, I
went with the highest bidder.

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I'm changing my password.

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You are going on this date

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and you're putting out
and you're getting paid.

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Otherwise, as your pimp,

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I'll have my hired
muscle rough you up.

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Thank you, Bud?

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Thanks for looking out for me

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when I'm too depressed and lazy

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to manage my own social life.

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You're the best friend
I ever had, Bud.

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I thought you were, Bud.

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So, Enrique, what
are you looking for exactly?

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Oh, something super caj,

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that just fits in with
my life, you know?

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Okay, well, what kind of thing

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would fit in with your life?

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Have you ever
been to Key West?

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No.

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Cabo?

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No.

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Tokyo, Venice?

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I've been to Canada
and Disney World,

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that's pretty much it.

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Do you wanna travel?

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Yeah, I guess so.

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I want a travel companion,

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see the world, have
fun, good food,

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some romance, take
in the sights.

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Yeah, I mean, it
definitely sounds like

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you wanna sex traffic me
across a lot of borders.

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I totally do.

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Yeah, well, I tend to
like to get to know someone

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at home a little bit before
I agree to participate

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in their international
sex slave ring.

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What's this?

58
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That's the gift we agreed to

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for this initial meeting,
in a public place.

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Wow.

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I guess I'm a good negotiator.

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Yeah, I've overstayed my visa,

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so I can't really
do any traveling.

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But thank you for
that, that's perfect.

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It's Tab, right?

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Yeah.

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I'm Daffyd.

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Daffyd.

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So are you gay or bi or?

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I'm gay for pay.

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Is that a sexual identity now?

72
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Yeah, it's got
its own category on PornHub.

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So what brought you to the site?

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I'm dying.

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Huh.

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This is a leaflet poster
from "Miss Show Business",

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the concert Judy did
with Nelson Riddle

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in 1958 in Chicago.

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An ad for Modern Screen magazine

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with Jackie O on the cover.

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But, if you look, you can
see Judy and Rock Hudson

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below in the insert.

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Ah, TV Guide, 1964
with Judy on the cover.

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My goodness.

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And as you can see,

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I have a collection of dolls
from across the century.

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They're mostly Judy in
character in her films.

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I have every album
she ever put out,

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playbills, sheet music.

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So you want me
to trade you sex

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in exchange for Judy
Garland memorabilia?

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This collection is
worth at least $20,000.

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You're a real fan.

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There's
only one thing

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I love more than Judy Garland.

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Very talented.

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Who's your little friend?

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Dorothy, just
dropped in from Kansas.

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Careful, she kills witches.

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Okay, find a partner,
choose a spot on the floor.

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Lift your left heel
over your right knee

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and find that assisted
glute stretch.

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That's as far as I go.

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Oh, I've seen those
hips stretch farther.

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My hips are out of practice.

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And release.

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Flip.

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So how long are we talking?

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Six months, the doctor
said, on the outside.

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For what?

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Bowel cancer.

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Ugh, that's not cool.

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Right?

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Same shit that killed my
pappy, my dad, my brother.

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Fuck.

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I outlived them all.

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Even with screenings
every five years,

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it still got to stage four
before they caught it.

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Even though we all
knew it was coming.

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They can't cure it?

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I ain't even gonna
let them treat it.

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If you saw what my brother
and father went through,

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you wouldn't either.

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All that chemo, radiation,

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cutting out chunks of bowel.

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I'm not going out that way.

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I'm gonna enjoy every
minute I have left.

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Sorry to dump all this on you,

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I just figured you should
know what you're getting into.

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What am I getting into?

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The best six
months of my life.

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Uh!

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What are you guys doing?

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Naked video games.

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Living life to the fullest.

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Who's your friend?

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Daffyd.

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Bud.

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You want a beer? A doobie?

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I'll take a hit.

141
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Yeah.

142
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So is he like living here now?

143
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He's not living
at all, he's dying.

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He's got months to live.

145
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He just wants to
be one of the guys,

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live that carefree life like us.

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Do what we do.

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We don't play
naked video games.

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Why is that?

150
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Jesus, Mary and Joseph.

151
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Since when did
you become Catholic?

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Whenever somebody's dying.

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Hmm.

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Hey.

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You get butter?

156
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Yeah, what do you need it for?

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Popcorn.

158
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Right.

159
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Anything you guys wanna tell me?

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Tab's got a new daddy,

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he just wants to
be one of the guys.

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And you?

163
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I'm making the snacks,

164
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I'm one of the guys,
it's soccer night.

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Hey, guy.

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Guys.

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Bud.

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Bud.

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There's an antiques lady here.

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Oh guuuuurd.

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Hi, I'm Irene
Hartenfels, doll dealer.

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I spoke to Tab last night
about a Mildred Morton Dorothy?

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Over here.

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Don't mind them.

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Oh my.

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What's she worth?

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Mm, hard to say.

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Hmm, maybe three to five.

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Hundred? Thousand?

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Bucks.

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$5?

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She's not even a good fake.

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Fake?

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Oh honey, faker than
a hooker's orgasm.

185
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Look, if you ever want to
verify a Mildred Morton,

186
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you just pull off her panties

187
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and take a look at
her little taint.

188
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See, there should be
a double M embroidered

189
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and a Roman numeral for the run.

190
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But you have nothing
but a bare taint, son.

191
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I apologize for
wasting your time.

192
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Any serious dealer
would know better.

193
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Can I ask what you paid for it?

194
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My last shreds of dignity.

195
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Oh.

196
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You gave me a
fake Dorothy doll.

197
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I'm shocked.

198
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Oh no, you're not.

199
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Oh well.

200
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I gave you a real
handjob for a fake doll.

201
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Well, there must be a
lesson in there somewhere.

202
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I should call the cops.

203
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Oh, go ahead.

204
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"Oh, officer, the doll I got

205
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for giving a 60-year-old
man a handjob

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turned out to be a craft
project from Michael's."

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Give me something valuable.

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Give me that signed
playbill from Carnegie Hall.

209
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They're all photocopies.

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You're a fraud.

211
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You monster!

212
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I get two blowjobs a
week from greedy twinks.

213
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Put that down, put that down!

214
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This I can sell.

215
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Petty thief!

216
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You call the cops.

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Ah!

218
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You're still here.

219
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Buddy.

220
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Just hanging with the guy.

221
00:15:20,413 --> 00:15:23,310
Oh, I think I drank too much.

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Bathroom.

223
00:15:24,793 --> 00:15:29,551
Oh, oh, oh God, oh my
God, oh God, oh God, oh.

224
00:15:40,241 --> 00:15:43,034
Oh my God, oh my God.

225
00:15:48,310 --> 00:15:50,896
What is he still doing here?

226
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Pooping.

227
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I can't ask him to
leave, he's dying.

228
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If he dies in our bathroom,

229
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you're paying my
share of the rent.

230
00:16:07,275 --> 00:16:08,689
Is that guy still here?

231
00:16:09,379 --> 00:16:10,931
His body's still here,

232
00:16:10,931 --> 00:16:13,620
his spirit seems to be
going toward the light.

233
00:16:16,275 --> 00:16:17,275
How'd your date go?

234
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He wants a travel buddy.

235
00:16:21,137 --> 00:16:23,275
That's why I
chose him for you.

236
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You're our traveler.

237
00:16:25,172 --> 00:16:27,172
How am I a traveler?

238
00:16:27,172 --> 00:16:31,241
You're literally on a trip
abroad, stealing American jobs.

239
00:16:32,275 --> 00:16:35,068
But you stole my job.

240
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I thought you
could use a break.

241
00:16:43,310 --> 00:16:45,586
Are you wearing a
jock strap to work?

242
00:16:45,586 --> 00:16:46,965
I get more tips.

243
00:16:51,137 --> 00:16:53,413
See, no panty line.

244
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Touche.

245
00:17:17,068 --> 00:17:19,034
Are you okay?

246
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Pulled my groin.

247
00:17:21,448 --> 00:17:23,896
So you should take table 12.

248
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Gays?

249
00:17:24,896 --> 00:17:26,517
One gay that you know.

250
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If you don't want the
table, I can just take it.

251
00:17:39,827 --> 00:17:41,758
You stalking me now?

252
00:17:41,758 --> 00:17:43,206
I like the sushi here.

253
00:17:44,241 --> 00:17:45,758
You need more
time with the menu?

254
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Have a seat.

255
00:17:52,206 --> 00:17:54,034
You trying to get me fired?

256
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Just thought I'd see

257
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if you had any repressed
memories come back,

258
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like you sitting there,
me across from you.

259
00:18:01,620 --> 00:18:03,586
You saying I...

260
00:18:03,586 --> 00:18:04,482
Nothing.

261
00:18:05,241 --> 00:18:06,793
Whatever happened,

262
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it must have been too
traumatic to recover.

263
00:18:08,655 --> 00:18:11,689
And you can't take it
back, cat's outta the bag.

264
00:18:11,689 --> 00:18:14,482
Well, put the cat back
in the bag, tie a knot,

265
00:18:14,482 --> 00:18:16,310
and toss it in the creek.

266
00:18:16,310 --> 00:18:18,586
Too late, I already fed
the cat, domesticated it,

267
00:18:18,586 --> 00:18:20,689
and now it's a sweet little
pussy, purring in my lap.

268
00:18:20,689 --> 00:18:24,206
But you didn't declaw it so
you better cross your legs.

269
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Are you saying you've
changed your mind?

270
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I don't think one little word

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that I might or
might not have said

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in a moment of casual weakness
should change anything.

273
00:18:35,689 --> 00:18:38,655
Most people would say that
word changes everything.

274
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Most people.

275
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Ooh, sorry.

276
00:19:02,862 --> 00:19:04,517
Tab's room is down the hall.

277
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Thanks.

278
00:19:06,862 --> 00:19:07,827
You okay, man?

279
00:19:08,862 --> 00:19:11,103
You were in there
for quite a while.

280
00:19:11,103 --> 00:19:15,724
Oh, being one of the guys
is pretty hard on the stomach.

281
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Tell me about it.

282
00:19:19,517 --> 00:19:21,000
How about you?

283
00:19:21,000 --> 00:19:23,517
You've been in here a
long time, you doing okay?

284
00:19:24,689 --> 00:19:26,379
Not really, no.

285
00:19:27,689 --> 00:19:29,379
What could be so bad?

286
00:19:32,034 --> 00:19:33,689
I lost everything.

287
00:19:33,689 --> 00:19:36,551
I'm in so much debt, I
can never pay it back.

288
00:19:36,551 --> 00:19:38,172
How much debt?

289
00:19:38,862 --> 00:19:40,310
30 grand.

290
00:19:40,310 --> 00:19:42,000
30 grand? That's
less than a new car.

291
00:19:42,000 --> 00:19:43,862
You can pay that off.

292
00:19:43,862 --> 00:19:45,965
You know how much debt I'm in?

293
00:19:45,965 --> 00:19:49,172
800,000, more, 880,000.

294
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Debt on my house, two cars,
a couple of timeshares.

295
00:19:57,896 --> 00:19:59,655
And that's not even
that bad for this city.

296
00:19:59,655 --> 00:20:02,482
Being in crippling debt
is just normal adulthood.

297
00:20:04,517 --> 00:20:05,448
Shit.

298
00:20:06,586 --> 00:20:09,344
Is that supposed to
make me feel better?

299
00:20:10,862 --> 00:20:15,689
How about this? You're gonna
die in debt, everyone does.

300
00:20:15,689 --> 00:20:19,862
Even if you've paid off
your house, got a big 401k,

301
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the day you die,

302
00:20:21,344 --> 00:20:22,862
you're gonna owe a
credit card company

303
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for the last two times
you filled up your car.

304
00:20:26,172 --> 00:20:28,103
We all live in debt.

305
00:20:28,827 --> 00:20:29,827
We all die in debt.

306
00:20:32,206 --> 00:20:33,724
Yeah, I mean,

307
00:20:33,724 --> 00:20:36,482
that actually does make
me feel a little better.

308
00:20:45,965 --> 00:20:48,137
So your wife called,

309
00:20:49,827 --> 00:20:51,206
she's a little worried.

310
00:21:09,862 --> 00:21:10,758
Hi.

311
00:21:13,931 --> 00:21:17,206
Just hanging out with the guys.

312
00:21:29,241 --> 00:21:32,448
Yeah.

313
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314
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me stay for a while

315
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